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  • me:

    i should win a nobel prize...

  • Jake:

    why

  • me:

    because why not

  • Jake:

    oh, well ok

  • me:

    this is analogous to "i should buy a boat"

  • Jake:

    except, one is something you control and the other isn't

  • me:

    ^false!

  • if you work hard enough,

  • you'll eventually be able to afford a boat

  • ^_^

  • Jake:

    touche

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